You know they call my girl the Snake Charmer
Here she comes rising with the yellow dawn
You know I would do nothing to ever harm her
I guess that I´ve just loved you for too long

You know they call my girl the Worm Tamer
She cracks lightning like a viper´s tongue
She leaves me every night and who could blame her
I guess I´ve just loved you for too long

For too long!

You know they call my girl the Serpent Wrangler
Eating inchworms down by the bill-a-bong
I spent all last night trying to untangle her
I guess that I´ve just loved you for too long

You know they call my baby the Mambo Rider
I cry storms of tears till the rising of the dawn
You know I´m only happy when I´m inside her
I guess that I´ve just loved you for too long

Well my baby calls me the Loch Ness Monster
Two great big humps and then I´m gone
But actually I´m the Abominable Snowman
I guess that I´ve just loved you for too long