She reached her hand out with a pamphlet and I politely said "No, Mam"
I mean no disrespect and I apologize if this fucks up your program
You tell me I´m gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine
Well if there´s a hell below then we´re all gonna be just fine.

So there I stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction
But am I wrong for posing question or am I another lost soul searching?
Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she´d pray for my children
I said "If you´re so holy you´ll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus piece do you think he´d forgive me?"

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky´s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won´t save me, don´t pray for me

Now I´ve never been religious
I´m just a big fan of logistics
And if it makes sense then I´m all for it
I even pray if the situation calls for it
Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles
I try to answer without sounding satirical
I´m 3 years past my expiration and yet I´m still fresher than a newborn
So I guess that´s my explanation but it´s safe to say I´ve never seen a unicorn and I never chase rainbows
But I hear the devil wears designer clothes
So does God have a favourite brand?
And for that matter, is he even a man?
And will I go to hell for even saying that?
Only time will tell I´m just relaying facts.

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky´s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won´t save me, don´t pray for me

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Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky´s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won´t save me, don´t pray for me

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky´s a place for me
What good would it be to pray for me
You won´t save me, don´t pray for me