If I recall correctly
It was the middle of spring
Walkin with my boys
Contemplating what summer will bring
We started talking about girls
And it was the funniest thing
As I started to remember some of my funniest flings

See there was Ashley,
She caught my eye the second that she passed me
I kissed her once
Then she started to harass me
She called all night long
I had to buy a brand new phone

And let me see
There was Melanie
To have a mouth like that should be a felony
Wouldn´t believe half the shit that she was telling me
I mean dirty vocab
She used to talk like she was crunk

And after that was Tiffany
The one with the cute cousin
Are you kiddin´ me?
She had a man
But that didn´t mean shit to me
He tried to catch us all the time
But I was just to goddamn smooth

And I can´t forget to mention Carrie
But that situation quickly got scary
Cuz after 2 days she was like lets get married
Can you believe that shit?
I had to pack my bags and move!

They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I´m working hard at it every day but
No matter what i do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I´m trying not to
If love is just a game that people play
And practice make perfect is what they say but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I´m trying not to

I´ll always remember Monica
The Jewish chick
She´d always give me gifts for Chanukkah
To meet her folks she tried to make me rock a Yhomica
But she looked so damn good
She almost made my ass convert

And after that there was Lisa
She had a twin sister, Teresa
I bumped into them at Cam´s getting pizza
The greatest night of my life
Schlep´s "The Rock that Killed Two Birds"

And there was Erica
She had the stankest breath in North America,
I tried to slip her tic tac´s
But they were scared of her
And when we made out
I always had to plug my nose

And I suppose you know your sister
Shoot, I swear by hand and God
I only kissed her
I gotta foot fetish
But she gotta lota blisters
I mean hammer time feet
You´d think she had dead bugs for toes

They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I´m working hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I´m trying not to
If love is just a game that people play
And practice make perfect is what they say but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I´m trying not to

Yo Matt,
Remember Catherine?
She talked so much
I used to make her bring me aspirin
Bla, bla bla bla
I´m doing fine thanks for asking
I even tried to make a muzzle
But her mouth just would not quit

Oh Shit
Remember Shauna?
I hate to bring her up again
I didn´t wanna
That girl I talked about
In that "Girl´s A Dog" song
Yeah, the poster girl for Paxil
Almost made me lose my grip

And oh shit
There was Krystal
The meth head
She used to sniff like a fist full
One time she chased me down the street with a pistol
She tried to say I took her stash
She bugged out and tried to kill my ass

And at last we got Kimmy
She went abroad
Came back
And broke up with me
And so I ripped up all the letters that she sent me
I cried for like 3 days
Then it was back to my evil ways

They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I´m working hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I´m trying not to
If love is just a game that people play
And practice make perfect is what they say but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I´m trying not to

They say I gotta change my evil ways
And I´m working hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I´m trying not to
If love is just a game that people play
And practice make perfect is what they say but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I´m trying not to