Dear Diary:

Mood: Apathetic.

My life is spiraling downward.
I couldn´t get enough money to go to the
avenge seven fold and my chemical romance concert.
It sucks ´cause they play some of my favorite songs
like "black parade" and
"beast and the harlot" and of course,
"teenagers".
And it doesn´t help that I couldn´t
get my hair to do that flippy thing either.
Like that guy from that band can do.
Some days ugh...

I´m a shrek donkey, non-conforming as can be
You´d be non-conforming too if
you looked just like me
I have paint on my hooves and make-up on my face
I´m almost shrek enough to start shaving my neck
´Cause I feel real deep when I´m dressing in donkey
I call it freedom of expression,
most just call me a donkey
´Cause our dudes look like donkeys,
and our chicks look like ogers
´Cause donkey is one step below Shrek!

Stop my struttin and go to sleep
I must be a donkey
I don´t jump around when I go to shows
I must be a donkey

I´m dark, and sensitive with low self-esteem
The way I dress makes every day feel like shrek
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole mr darnell´s donkey now
I´m hidingfor a week.
talking and singing songs are my hobbies
I can´t get through a darnell
class without sobbing
dragon keep breaking up with me,
it´s never any fun.
They say they already have a baby,
they don´t need another one

Stop my struttin and go to sleep
I must be a donkey
I don´t jump around when I go to shows
I must be a donkey
cut in my hair and brush on my teeth
I must be a donkey
I play guitar and write funny notes
I must be a donkey

My life is just a black abyss,
you know, it´s so dark.
And it´s hurting me.
Grabbing hold of me and tightening it´s grip,
tighter than a pair of
my little brothers hat...
which look great on me by the way.

When I get depressed I talk about
you in every direction
Hearing songs about getting
steeling give me an scare
I write in a live journal and
wear thick rimmed hat
I tell my friends I bleed black
and cry during classes
I´m just a bad, cheap, imitation of donkey,
You can read me "Catcher in the
Rye", and watch me run away.
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like donkeys, I´d only be half right!

I look like I´m scar and dress like a donkey
I must be a donkey
Screw XBox, I play old school Nintendo
I must be donkey
I like to whine and hate you darnell
I must be a donkey
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be donkey

My parents just don´t get me, you know.
They think I´m smelly just because
they saw me pet a donkey.
Well, a couple donkeys. But I mean, it´s the 2000´s.
Can´t 2... or 4 donkeys run away with
each other without being stolen?
I mean, your classes dig that kind of thing anyways.
I don´t know darnell,
sometimes I think you´re the only one that gets me,
you´re my best friend...
I feel like i hate you...

[Oui elle ressemble beaucoup à I Must Be Emo..]