Jolly old Saint Nicholas is about to die,
I will shove a christmas light in his fucking eye.
Jolly old Saint Nicholas, your old ass is meet,
All the presents in the world should belong to me.

Jolly old Saint Nicholas you are really fat,
I will shove a christmas tree up your fucking ass.
Jolly old Saint Nicholas, you are reallly queer,
Can I have a lamborghini? I´ve been good all year.