What if your brain, unexpectedly and suddenly
Picked out things to flip around and view a lot differently?
What if blue sky, all of a sudden turned a purple hue?
We would shit a brick the size of all of it... what if?
What if I was just dreaming? What if I lived in a pear?
What if my watch read 4:20 every hour, every day?
You can bet your dollar I´d be happy!
I forgot to remember; I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!
What if mothballs, hangin´ around too close to microwaves
Suddenly woke up and said
"Take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!
He´ll push ya´ out, no wings attached!"
Just do as I say, no mistake, he´ll blow away
What if I was just dreaming? What if I lived in a pear?
What if I had a mustard drenched cucumber tied to my leg
And I did not want my pants to get dirty?
What if this, what if that?! Go!
I forgot to remember; I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!
I forgot to remember my....PAIN! My pain!
Forgot to inject my... cocaine!
Forgot to apply my... rogaine!
Forgot to remember... my pain!
I never think, I never thought, oh maybe I´m insane!
I think I like being way the fuck outa´ my brain!
I forgot to remember; I forgot to remember my pain

Take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!