She´s got stickers on her locker
And the boy´s number´s there in magic marker
I´m hungry and the hunger will linger
I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers

Well every morning I deliver the news
Black hat, white shoes and I´m red allover
She´s got a big mailbox, that she puts up front
Garbage in garbage out, she´s getting what she wants

Who´s jealous who´s jealous who´s jealous who´s jealous of who?
If I get busy then I couldn´t care less what you do
But when I´m by myself, I think of nothing else
Than if a boy just might be getting through and touching you

Spike heels make a hole in a lifeboat
Jump and I´m talking and laughing as we float
I hear a whistle, that´s how I know she´s home
Lipstick, eyelash, broke mirror, broken home

Force fed, force mixed ´till I drop dead
You can´t defeat her, when you meet her you´ll be what I said
And lord knows there´s a method to her madness
Bustin´ those jokes as I float in a sea of sadness

She doesn´t know but when she´s gonna sit and drink up a few
I´m sure she´s drinkin´ two, but wondering what for and who
And I´m solo rollin´ I´m one side of the boat
Looking out, throwing up, a lifesaver down my throat

Who´s jealous who´s jealous who´s jealous who´s jealous of who?