you said you wanted me to be your girlfriend
that took about one week to come to an abrupt end
i know you hate me, i´m a perceptive guy
i´m also aware enough not to wonder why

you like the guy on your ipod, not the guy in your bed
after the fanmail came anthrax, now you wish i were dead

chorus
if i could force you to love me, i would
you´d teach me not to be psycho, i, i know you could
give me one final chance, i´ll be good
never believed in love at first sight, but now i think i might

you said physical chemistry between us was bad
then why are you still responding to my craigslist ad
i know every step i took along the way was wrong
now i´m spreading it all out and fingering this song

your text messages were like no-calorie food for my soul
beating off to forever with you is a fantasy that blows

chorus 2x