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Heya Tom, it´s Bob, from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how´ve you been?
Things have been okay for me except that I´m a zombie now
I really wish you´d let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here´s an FYI: you´re all gonna die screaming

All we want to do is eat your brains
We´re not unreasonable, I mean, no one´s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We´re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door
We´ll all come inside and eat your brains

I don´t want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that´s okay for now but someday you´ll be out of food and guns
And then you´ll have to make the call
I´m not surprised to see you haven´t thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that´s what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

All we want to do is eat your brains
We´re not unreasonable, I mean, no one´s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We´re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door
We´ll all come inside and eat your brains

I´d like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you´re working with me
I´m not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
I guess I am

I´ve got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
Know we´ll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I´ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we´ll table this for now
I´m glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we´re all busy as hell
And we´ll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All we want to do is eat your brains
We´re not unreasonable, I mean, no one´s gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We´re at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door
We´ll all come inside and eat your brains