Well, momma was exhausted after she had me
Took two nurses to hold me and one nurse to slap me
Doctor turned to momma and shook his head
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
"This boys way off the charts as far as I can tell
Ooohhh bbb momma he´s a double X-L"

By the second grade I was 5 ft 2
Fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe
Eighth grade I was shoppin´ at the Big and Tall
And the coaches had me playing high shool football
Uncle Roy said "Boy you´ll make the NFL
Ooohhh bbb son, you´re a double X-L

Chorus :
Double X-L, double X-L
Don´t call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell
Double X-L, double X-L
I´m a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooohhh bbb, baby, I´m a double X-L

Here we go

Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida
Barbie dolls drivin´ a Lexus in out California
A skinny little pretty boy ain´t what they wanna hold
They want a real man with meat on his bones
I´ll yank their Yankees and ring their southern bells
And they say "ooohhh we love a double X-L"

Chorus

Double X-L solo
Guitar solo

Well, double X-L, double X-L
Don´t call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell
Double X-L, double X-L
I´m a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooohhh bbb, baby, I´m a double X-L

Well, if you have any doubts, come see for yourself
Why all the girls love a double X-L?
Ooohhh bbb, yeah,I´m a double X-L

Yeah, oh oh
Triple X-L too