my best friend sarah went to europe for the summer
my brother got kicked out of school; aw, bummer.
julian got laid in the back seat of a hummer and got arrested.... like
mel gibson.

i read in the trades that the NYSNC boy is....
no way!

i threw up in paris hiltons closet
i got drunk and totally lose it
when i woke up, the first thing that i thought of was "oh MY kesha,
those hot jimmy choos. hey paris, did i lose it on that pair too?"

celebutons work in the glamarazzi
should´ve told my story to the tabloids, took the money
takes alot to get kicked out of these parties
and almost get arrested..... like mel gibson

i don´t recall at all that i got like, fifty phone calls
omg is that true?!

i threw up in paris hiltons closet
i got drunk and totally lose it
when i woke up, the first thing that i thought of was "oh no! kesha
with those hot gucci shoes. hey paris, did i lose it on that pair too?"

of all the stupid things i´ve done,
i´m the proudest of this bra.
but this ones the best!

i threw up in paris hiltons closet
i got drunk and totally lose it
when i woke up, the first thing that i thought of was "oh MY kesha,
with those hot jimmy choos. and those manolos and pradas and
.......chloes. and you sparkly dresses. hey paris! i saw the saaaame stuff
at target.

hey paris, whatcha gonna do?
i totally lost it, la la la la
you´re not foolin me anymore
i saw the tag! i saw the tag!

i got drunk. so drunk!
tra la la,
tra la la la la.