Well, I guess I´m freaking forty,
I can´t say that I am thrilled
I never dated or known a writer,
I´ll probably never will.
Well I guess I´m freaking forty,
Oh, but I´m better of them some,
Well I might be freaking forty,
But you´re freaking forty-one.

Well I guess I´m freaking forty,
Now all the kids call me old man,
I.. and a freaky...exam.
I guess I´m freaking forty,
But I´m better off than you!
Well I might be freaking forty,
But you´re freaking forty-two.
Oh right!

Well, I guess I´m freaking forty,
Well I´m a Peter at Peter Pan,
And sometimes I feel foolish,
I make my living singing in this band.
I guess I´m freaky forty,
Well that´s what my momma said,
But Bruce Springsteen is freaky sixty-two
And the Stones are almost dead.

Well, I guess I´m freaking forty,
I can´t say that I am thrilled.
I still have a … cowboy,
I don´t need the little blue bills.
I guess I´m freaking forty,
Forty ain´t nothing to me,
Well I might be freaky forty,
Hell I´m lying, I´m forty-three!