I got my Cat Scratch Fever eight-track
My best friend´s in a gun rack
I´m a lowlife
I owe everybody money
I think racist jokes are funny
I´m a lowlife
I got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth
I´m makin´ time, I´m goin´ out
With your wife

Cuz I´m a lowlife
I´m a lowlife

I got kids I never seen
And their momma´s seventeen
I´m a lowlife
I take strippers out to breakfast
You can add that to my checklist
I´m a lowlife
Ahh the landlord called the rent is due
I spent it all on a Kiss tattoo
I Rock n Roll all night

Cuz I´m a lowlife
I´m a lowlife
I´m a lowlife
Livin´ the highlife

I´m watchin´ porno on the TV
Wonderin´ why she´d ever leave me
I´m a lowlife
The object of my affection
Asked the police for protection
I´m a lowlife
The romance is gone, I´m doin´ fine
Me and your mom had a real good time
Just last night

Cuz I´m a lowlife
I´m a lowlife

I make black music for the white man
Keep cocaine upon my nightstand
I´m a lowlife
Ain´t never hung out in the Catskills
But I´ve been to jail in Nashville
I´m a lowlife
I´ve got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth
I´m makin´ time, I´m goin´ out
With your wife

I´m a lowlife
I´m a lowlife
I´m a lowlife
Livin´ the highlife