I´ve been thinking all night about this song
The music´s okay but I can´t find words to say

I could sing that I´m a virgin and show my tits
Decree how sex improves the world
In which masturbation is the thing of the day
"I´m afraid I haven´t got that much to say"

I thought about "hello, fool, I love you"
Or repeat a hundred times "how do you do"
I wanna dance with somebody, hey, I like that sound
But there ain´t nobody humpin´ around

I wanna meet the man who wrote these lyrics (he must be great)
I wanna meet the man who wrote these songs
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man

And while I sing these words to you
There´s a rat in my kitchen, don´t know what I´ll do
Forget about the rat and sing along
Cause we feel so strong and we can´t go wrong
We walk hand in hand to the promised land

I think I met the man who wrote these lyrics
I guess I have ignored the things he said
I think that I have noticed how expensive perfume
Never covers up a smelly breath

I wanna meet the man X9