I just got off, work at 5, drivin´ that ‘ol van I drive, overalls, and dirty boots, but Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit, so when I walked in that fancy store, they looked at me like I was poor, but a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir, it went from “don´t take checks” to “right away yes sir”

Upper middle class white trash, my pockets cant hold all my cash, cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas and won the lottery, now I´ve invested in my neighborhood, my friends and family, there all livin pretty good, a trailer park full of Cadillac´s, an upper middle class white trash

I got my home-boy Chris, a brand new shop, for all those cars on cinder blocks, and cousin Charlie thinks its cool to keep a large mouth bass in his new swimmin´ pool, I had a birth day party for mama last night, in her ninety and a half foot triple wide, you ain´t seen nothin´ if you ain´t seen NASCAR on a sixty inch plasma screen!

Upper middle class white trash, my pockets cant hold all my cash, cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas and won the lottery, now I´ve invested in my neighborhood, my friends and family, there all livin pretty good, a trailer park full of Cadillac´s, an upper middle class white trash

Buyin´ chicken wings buy the buckets, we can´t eat ‘em all so we just say chuck it, all the miller light you can handle, a hundred and fifty seven movie channels....

Upper middle class white trash, our pockets cant hold all our cash, cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas and won the lottery, now I´ve invested in my neighborhood, my friends and family, there all livin pretty good, a trailer park full of Cadillac´s, an upper middle class white trash

So pop a top, sit back and relax all you upper middle class white trash!