Open up a beer
And you say get over here
And play a video game

I´m in his favorite sun dress
Watching me get undressed
Take that body downtown

I say you the bestest
Lean in for a big kiss
Put his favorite perfume on

Go play a video game


You my link to the past
cuz we go way way back
tap dat ass
like an xbox pad
i´ll be your mega man
you´ll be my princess peach
i´ll take you everywhere
PSP
you know me
i´ll be there
you need money
i got spare
if you cheatin
i don´t care
cuz i do my fair share

you killing shit fatalities
(homies of?) the bitches is mad at me
cuz you got that strategy
that makes me one of your
casualties


let me play you like a fucking video game
ill plug myself in and enter the name
ill get your highscore
its all im asking for
number one
forever and more

let me play you like a fucking video game
ill plug myself in and enter the name
ill get your highscore
its all im asking for
number one
forever and more

yeah you´re player two but
you my number one in fact
you make my heart
bump bump
like a rumble pack

you got it great
and you love playin with my solid snake
you (goin near?) with me
you my life
you my plus one

im shootin all the birds down
fuck em
duck hunt
im your hero
you in any kind of harm
then you should say so
imma take you round the world like carmen sandiego
applause i want you so bad 6 stars and oh

i say you the bestest
i say you the bestest

bestest

let me play you like a fucking video game
ill plug myself in and enter the name
ill get your highscore
its all im asking for
number one
forever and more