I was travellin´ down the road
Feelin´ hungry and cold
I saw a sign sayin´
Food and drinks for everyone
So naturally I thought
I would take me a look inside
I saw so much food
There was water coming from my eyes

Yeah, there was ham and there was turkey
There was caviar
And long tall glasses
With wine up to y´are
And somebody grabbed me
Threw me out of my chair
Said "before you can eat
You gotta dance like fred astaire"
You know I can´t dance
you know I can´t dance
You know I can´t dance
you know I can´t dance
I can´t dance

I am a man of the road
A hobo by name
I don´t seek entertainment
Just poultry and game
But if it´s all the same to you
Then yes, I will try my hand
If you were hungry as me
Then I´m sure you will understand

Hmmmmmm, now wait a minute
Of course I can dance
Of course I can dance
I´m sure I can dance
I´m sure I can dance
I can dance
I can dance
I really hit the floor
Ah, it feels good
Look at me dancing

I did a two-step, quick-step and a bossanova
A little victor sylvester and a rudy valentino
You should have seen me moving
Right across the floor
Hand me down my tuxedo
Next week I´m coming back for more

I can dance
Oh yes, I can dance
Look at me dance on the floor movin´
I feel good
I can dance
I can dance
I can dance
I can dance
I can dance
I can dance