Okay, this guy walks into a bar
No, I´m just, I´m just fucking with you, I´m kidding
No, there´s this, this young bull and this old bull
And they´re standing on top of a hill

And I tried to tell you before
That, that´s why I left California

So they´re standing on top of this hill, right?
And they´re looking out over a pasture full of cows, whole fucking pasture
And the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes
"I got this really good idea"
And they old bull´s like, "Yeah?"

And I tried to tell you before
That, that´s why I left California

"Yeah", he´s like, "Yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea
Let´s run down that hill and fuck one of those cows"
And the old bull just looks at him, you know he´s just looking at him
He´s like, "Look, I got a better idea"

And the young bull´s like, "Oh yeah?
What´s your fucking brilliant idea?"
And the old bull goes

And I tried to tell you before
That, that´s why I left California

And the old bull goes, "Let´s walk down that hill
And fuck all of those cows dig?"
You know, like he ain´t been in town long or something, I dunno

And I tried to tell you before
That, that´s why I left California