The things they say are getting harder to take
But I can´t get out of what I´m into
And the jokes they tell are meant to wish me well
But I can´t get out of what I´m into

´Cause it´s a steady job
And it´s the only thing that makes me money
And it gives me something to laugh about
´Cause my real life ain´t fucking funny

The looks they give are starting to make me sick
But I can´t get out of what I´m into
And the lines they try might as well be from a guy
But I can´t get out of what I´m into

´Cause it´s a steady job
And it´s the only thing that makes me money
And it gives me something to cry about
´Cause my real life ain´t fucking funny
Yeah my real life ain´t fucking funny

Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me?
Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me?

The things I have to do would make a slut blush blue
But I can´t get out of what I´m into
I figure two more years, then I´ll go back to queers
But I can´t get out of what I´m into

´Cause it´s a steady job
And it´s the only thing that makes me money
And it gives me something to laugh about
´Cause my real life ain´t fucking funny

Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me?
Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me?
Ooooh Lord, ooooh Lord
Ooooh Lord, why have you forsaken me?