[Intro: LL Cool J (Richie Sambora)]
Both hands in the sky, everybody in Giants Stadium put your hands up (baby)
I feel like I wanna get my Elvis on, on this joint (baby)
Oh yeah, this is serious, oh

[LL Cool J]
Met this lil´ girl she was off the hook
I got cold chills when her body shook
Hot Sex on the platter, no need to cook
I let her steal my heart like a horny crook
Had her grindin and windin against my leg
She fucking with my head, want a nigga to beg
Sexy pumps on, toenails red
Your body´s a gun baby, pump me full of lead
It´s hard to hold you when you movin vulgar
Peace sign on your eyes like John Travolta
My Pulp ain´t Fiction, it´s an addiction
To see your booty clap on the floor in the kitchen
Nasty girl, taught me all the lingo
While mama play bingo, she ride mandingo
She don´t give a damn if I´m married or single
She makes me TINGLE! She wanna be my

[Chorus: LL Cool J (Richie Sambora)]
(Baby) any time of day
Get off the bus, girl, we running away
So you can be my (baby)
Let´s take a roll in the hay
Let´s go out in the yard to play
You wanna be my (baby)
All night and day
Let´s go, put the books away
You gon´ be my (baby)
Nothing left to say
That´ll only take my buzz away, hey, hey

[LL Cool J]
She likes Hip-Hop and Rock & Roll
Her lifetime goal is a movie role
She lookin for a man that could give her a break
Like Usher or Justin Timberlake
I´m really not sure if her breasts are fake
Cause with whipped cream on ´em, they taste just like cake
We drink some beers inside her dad´s Camaro
She shot me in the back with cupid´s arrow
We finish the 6-pac, she push the seat back
Pulled up her dress and she made me eat that
I´m drunk as a skunk, feeling all dirty
Truck stop bathroom at 7:30
Order some dessert, muthafuck if it´s early
Head spinnin around like roller derby
Everything about her says you dont deserve me
I hope im worthy, for you to be my

[Chorus]

[LL Cool J]
In the back of the pickup clothin ripped up
How about a cornfield, shit gets more real
Runnin and laughin, music blastin
Side of the road bent over crashing
Mouth all dry, I´ve been pumping herb
If you see my mama, dont say a word
The cops wanna know why my words are slurred
Don´t ask me officer ask hurr
Wanna another drink baby she like surr
Wanna hit the club she like I dont curr
She all in the rearview doin her hurr
Hairspray and lip gloss everywhurr
This all happens on an average day
Your life is the shit, girl I´m here to stay
I never had a girl make me feel this way
Even though I had to pay, you gon´ be my

[Chorus 2x]