He man, I´ve seen ya, think ya rockin´ it on the floor...
You look like a moron! Who let you in the door?
To put the question bluntly: maybe your feet´s deformed.
They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on.
You can´t dance!

Why don´t you just nail your feet to the floor?
Homeboy, what´s the use?
Anytime you wanna step aside a party,
first think of an excuse.
You dance like a fat old lady
not sayin´ that fat old ladies ain´t nice,
but every time you try to get one move right.
the old lady then did it twice.
You can´t dance!

You´ve been a dancing disco disaster,
the worst I ever saw.
They should dropkick you on the neck
and drag you off the floor.
In every discotheque, I see you there
in the middle of the crowd,
looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around.
You can´t dance!

Take my advice, don´t move!
You´ll never get the knack.
If I danced like you I´d sneak out the party
and wouldn´t be coming back.
On the floor you´re a dinosaur, yeah boy, that´s how you move.
You look like Ralph Cramden(?) or a Donald Duck cartoon.
You can´t dance!

You wanna come to my party?
I wouldn´t give you a chance.
You tried to take breakdance lessons,
ended up in an ambulance.
Wouldn´t it be funny if they put you on solid gold?
You dance like you got arthritis already,
what´ll happen when you get old?
You can´t dance!

Why are you so stiff?
Is it something that your mother did?
Maybe you grew up around "can´t dance" people
when you were a "can´t dance" kid.
You live in a "can´t dance" house,
went out in a "can´t dance" car,
your doofy "can´t dance" father
got drunk in a "can´t dance" bar.
You take a "can´t dance" bath,
put on your "can´t dance" cologne.
Go out to a "can´t dance" party
so you wouldn´t have to "can´t dance" all alone.
You can´t dance!

Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron?