It´s time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It´s time to take my drunk ass home

Well I worked all week
So I could come here
Have a good time and an ice cold beer
But 1 turned to 10 and 10 turned to 20
And 20 plus an empty bottle´s too damn many

It´s time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It´s time to take my drunk ass home

Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt
I cant find my keys for all this parkin´ lot dirt
My fall back plan, has done got sad
´Cause my ex-girlfriend ain´t lookin´ half bad

It´s time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It´s time to take my drunk ass home

"Help me up, aw put me back down put me back down"

I sucker punched my best friend
And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band
I I look like hell, I feel like shit
I think its time I call it quits

It´s time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It´s time to take my drunk ass home

Yea its time to take my drunk ass home
I twisted up my ankle, cant find my cell phone
Yea my lips all bust and my buzz is gone
Its time to take my drunk ass home

If y´all agree, then sing along
Its time to take, my drunk ass home

"Oh somebody call me a cab, please"