A sorting office in the Old Kent Road
Caters from coast to most
A nice little number if you´re out of work
And aren´t the sort to boast,
you´re in need of a job, bob-a-job, rob-a-job
I´m your man to see
I´ll sit I´ll listen I´ll not say a word
The less said would be best for we

Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys
Ooh, I´ve been a naughty boy

We don´t want to mark each other´s card
Except the one you need
I need you and your returns to help
Build my company.
My twins work Brighton on a sunny day
They cover town with the shake of a hand
On a high come back coz of no come back
Now they´re working in the promised land.

Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys
Ooh, I´ve been a naughty boy

(The Allied Irish Cyprus Bank)
(India Bank Bank of Turkey)
(United Bank The People´s Bank)
(To catch the worm you got to be up early)

Temporarily out of bounds had to move office
Clear out of town
For every problem there´s a solution and
I can do without constitution
Dealing cards from up the Old Kent Road
I´ve been checked up on my heavy load
You can go but be back soon
I´ll have some work for you to groom.

Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys
Ooh, I´ve been a naughty boy

(Trustees Bank, Barclays Bank)
(The Natwest Bank, Midland Bank)
(Bank Of Scotland, Williams and Glyns)
(Bureau de Change, The People´s Bank)

Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys
Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys
Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys
Ooh, I´ve been a naughty boy