He´s not so good in a crowd but when you get him alone,
you´d be surprised.
He isn´t much at a dance but then when he takes you home,
you´d be surprised.
He doesn´t look like much of a lover,
don´t judge a book by its cover,
´cause he´s got the face of an angel but
there´s a devil in his eye!
He´s such a delicate thing but when he´s starting to squeeze,
you´d be surprised.
He doesn´t look very strong but when you sit on his knee,
you´d be surprised.
At a party or at a ball,
I´ve got to admit he´s nothing at all,
but in a Morris chair, you´d be surprised.
He doesn´t say very much but when he´s starting to speak,
you´d be surprised.
He´s not so good at the start but at the end of the week,
you´d be surprised.
On a streetcar or in a train,
you´d think he was born without any brains.
But in a taxi cab, and when he starts to grab,
I say in a taxi cab, you´d be surprised.
This one´s a real danger!