Well
hi there people
you know me

I used to run a little joint called Germany.
I was number one
the people´s choice
And everybody listened to my mighty voice.
My name is Adolf
I´m on the mike.
I´m gonna hip you to the story of the New Third Reich.
It all began down in Munich town and pretty soon
The word started gettin´ around.
So I said to Martin Boorman
I said
Hey Marty, why don´t we throw a little nazi party?
We had an election
well
kinda sorta
And before you knew it hello
new order.
To all those mothers in the fatherland I said
Achtung, Baby, I got me a plan
.
´YVhatcha got Adolf? Whatcha gonna do?"
I said "how about this one
World War Two?"

To be or not to be
oh baby
can´t you see

We´re gonna take it to the top. You´re making history
And it feels so good to me
ooh darlin´
please don´t ever stop.
Don´t be stupid; be a smarty
come on and join the nazi party - party.
Like humpty dumpty offa that wall

All the little countries they began to fall
Holland
Belgium
Denmark
Poland-
The troops were rockin´ and the tanks were rollin´

We were swingin´ along with a song in our hearts.
And "Deutschland über alles" was making the charts

We had a new step called a goosestep we were dancing to.
Well
it´s sorta kinda like a German boogaloo

I was gettin´ what I wanted
but it wasn´t enough.
So I called the boys
I said boys
get though

Now I surrounded myself with some unusual cats.
There was skinny little Göbbels and Göring mister fats

And let´s not forget ole Himmler and Hess.
You´d better believe we made a hell of a mess

Say Heil - Heil - siegety Heil
we gonna whip it on the people teutonic style
To be or not to be
oh baby
can´t you see

We´re gonna make it to the top. You are our destiny

This thing was meant to be
why don´t we do it till we drop?
Say you boots ain´t black and shirt ainY brown?
Well
get back Jack
you can´t get down. Do it
Adolf
do it.
I drank wine from the Rhine with the finest ladies

And we did it in the back of my black Mercedes.

I was on a roll
I couldn´t lose
then came D-day
the birth of the blues.
The Yanks and the Brits started raising cain

Those guys were the pits
I was goin´ insane.
People all around me started swallowing pills

Let´s face it
folks
we was going downhill.
Berlin was crumbling
we was under the gun

Time to look out for number one.
So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer

Say the Russians are commin´
lets get out of here.

To be or not to be
oh honey
can´t you see

We had to take it to the top. You sure made history
And it felt so good to me
oh schatze


Please don´t ever stop.

Auf wiedersehn
good to´ve seen ya

I got a one way ticket to Argentina.
To be or not to be
oh baby
can´t you see

We´ve got to take it to the top. You´re makin´ history
And it feels so good to me


Why don´t we do it till we drop?
We have ways of making you dance...
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