Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse
Grab my breezer, Im out the door Im gonna be really loud
Cuz I dont care who I piss off yeah Im a real big sinner
Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner

Talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
Feeling overexposed,
So I put back all of my clothes back on

Flush before I wee, wee
Get arrested daily, ly
Trying to get a peak of some titties

Im mad, really bad
But dont tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss my but
Cuz Im bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like.... whoa

Im mad, really bad
But dont tell my mum & dad
Pucker up kiss a nut
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now lets copy pokerface like whoa

I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10
Night sweetie SHUT UP MUM IM ON MSN!!!
Now the girls are lining up becuz were pussy sailin
But we punch em in the mouth if theyre not sarah palin

Talkin bout doin things well regret, gret
Menthal cigarette, rette
Butt plugs in his pet WHOA!

Text sex on my Samsung,
Not telling dad mum rung, rung
Have sex with Alexa Chung
By telling her Im well hung (Im quite well hung)

CHORUS

This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where the drums go POW
This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown
This is the part where your dad goes off on a cold Christmas eve to get some more milk but he never comes back, and seventeen years later you find out that hes had a whole fucking family with some Spanish bitch and he doesnt even know your name anymore.

CHORUS