I wonder what the best thing is
to have a face or to have charm?
Well, my girl´s twofaced and she´s a fartalarm
I´m not blind and I do have nose,
but I don´t wanna use it now,
I rather try to follow my heart this time
good looks, it makes me nervous
I need someone who´s not perfect.

It´s you, you´re overweight and lovely,
yes it´s true, a pig in walking shoes
you drool every time we kiss, I must say you rule
I´m falling in love with you.

I know that all those trendy girls
would leave me when I´m broke
and also be disgusted if I smoke, no joke.
I don´t need a model
unless she has a major body.

Just an ounce of human touch, I realize it´s a killercrush,
I´m dancing, I´m overjoyed.
I took a chance on you cause I wanted some romance
to and now I´m happy as can be
cause this supersized woman means all to me.