Well I´ve been saved by the grace of southern charm
I got a mouth like a sailor and yours is more like a Hallmark card
If you wanna pick a fight, well I´m gonna have to say good night
I don´t have to be hateful, I can just say bless your heart

And even though I don´t belong with your high life friends
Doesn´t mean we don´t get together and try to make amends
It´s easier, can´t you see? Let´s agree to just disagree
We don´t have to like each other but it´s sure fun to pretend

So let´s shake hands and reach across those parting lines
You got your friends just like I got mine
We might think a little differently
But we got a lot in common you will see
We´re just like you, only prettier

Everybody says you gotta know your enemies
Even if they only weigh a hundred pounds and stand five foot three
If you just smile and behave, you can always get your way
It´s a universal plan that´ll get you where you can in all societies

So let´s shake hands and reach across those parting lines
You got your friends just like I got mine
We might think a little differently
But we got a lot in common you will see
We´re just like you, only prettier
Hey!

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So let´s shake hands and reach across those parting lines
You got your friends just like I got mine
We might think a little differently
But we got a lot in common you will see
We´re just like you, only prettier

Well I´ll keep drinkin´ and you´ll keep gettin´ skinnier
I´m just like you, only prettier