Serviteurs :
Poor Professor Higgins!
Poor Professor Higgins! Night and day
He slaves away! Oh, poor Professor Higgins!
All day long On his feet; Up and down until he´s numb;
Doesn´t rest; Doesn´t eat;
Doesn´t touch a crumb! Poor Professor Higgins!
Poor Professor Higgins! On he plods Against all odds;
Oh, poor Professor Higgins! Nine p.m. Ten p.m.
On through midnight ev´ry night.
One a.m. Two a.m. Three...! Quit, Professor Higgins!
Quit, Professor Higgins! Hear our plea
Or payday we Will quit, Professor Higgins!
Ay not I, O not Ow, Pounding pounding in our brain.
Ay not I, O not Ow, Don´t say "Rine," say "Rain"...

Eliza :
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!

Henry :
By George, she´s got it! By George, she´s got it!
Now, once again where does it rain? Eliza On the plain!
On the plain! Henry And where´s that soggy plain?

Eliza :
In Spain! In Spain! The three
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!

Henry :
In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire...?

Eliza :
Hurricanes hardly happen.
How kind of you to let me come!

Henry :
Now once again, where does it rain?

Eliza :
On the plain! On the plain!

Henry :
And where´s that blasted plain?

Eliza :
In Spain! In Spain! The three
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!