It may not feel too classy
Begging just to eat
But you know who does that? Lassie
And she always gets a treat

So you wonder what your part is
Because you´re homeless and depressed
But home is where the heart is
So your real home´s in your chest

Everyone´s a hero in their own way
Everyone´s got villains they must face
They´re not as cool as mine
But folks you know it´s fine to know your place

Everyone´s a hero in their own way
In their own not-that-heroic way

So I thank my girlfriend Penny
Yeah, we totally had sex
She showed me there´s so many
Different muscles I can flex

There´s the deltoids of compassion
There´s the abs of being kind
It´s not enough to bash in heads
You´ve got to bash in minds

Everyone´s a hero in their own way
Everyone´s got something they can do
Get up go out and fly
Especially that guy he smells like poo

Everyone´s a hero in their own way
you and you and mostly me and you

I´m poverty´s new sherrif
And I´m bashing in the slums
A hero doesn´t care if you´re a bunch of scary
alcoholic bums

(everybody!)

Everyone´s a hero in their own way
Everyone can blaze a hero´s trail
Don´t worry if it´s hard,
if you´re not a friggin ´tard you will prevail

Everyone´s a hero in their own way
Everyone a hero in their -