I see you´re trying to place me
This ain´t a face you forget
I was right there on the cover
Do you remember me yet?

Better the devil you don´t know
You better run for your life
‘Cause now I´m here on the outside
And you´ve got nowhere to hide

Well I´ve been watching for years now
From T-shirts and tattoos and passes for VIP´s
I´m big and I´m mean and I´m horny and green
And I´m here now
Some kind of voodoo got me on the scene

I´m No Mean Monster
I´m finally free
I´m No Mean Monster

You´re gonna party with me now
I´ll take you out for a ride
I got one hell of a Harley
A Big old beast of a bike

I was right there on the cover
Down with the rats and the bones
And now you´re gonna discover
That I won´t leave you alone

No I don´t know how I got here
I was a slave to the trade and I had no control
Y´all thought it was nice, when I was just merchandise
But I´m free now
Some kind of voodoo has taken its toll

I´m No Mean Monster
I´m finally free
I´m No Mean Monster

My friends call me Fred

Well I´ve been watching for years now
From T-shirts and tattoos and passes for VIP´s
I´m big and I´m mean and I´m horny and green
And I´m here now
Some kind of voodoo got me on the scene

I´m No Mean Monster
I´m finally free
I´m No Mean Monster