Here´s a story about Surfer Joe
He caught the big one,
but he let it go
There´s somebody satisfied
with winning.

Back on the boardwalk
there´s Moe the Sleaze
Sells good things
and aims to please
He´s almost even but
he doesn´t mind a handout.

Come on down
for a pleasure cruise
We´re all going
on a pleasure cruise
Come on down
for a pleasure cruise
Plenty of women,
plenty of booze.

Give your ticket
to Moe the Sleaze
He´s the one that´s
weak in the knees
His pants are baggy,
but you can see them shaking.

I´ll introduce you to Surfer Joe
He may be there,
I really don´t know
We can smoke garfong
and watch him ride
the big one.

Come on down
for a pleasure cruise
We´re all going
on a pleasure cruise
Come on down
for a pleasure cruise
Plenty of women,
plenty of booze.

Come on down, come on down
Come on down, come on.

Here´s a story about Surfer Joe
He caught the big one,
and he let it go
There´s somebody satisfied
with winning.

Here´s a story about Surfer Joe
He caught the big one,
and he let it go
He´s somebody satisfied
with winning.
He´s somebody.