I´ve been told that I´ve been bold
With you I know I´ve never given quite enough
The kids on 3rd, they have heard
Sue´s been robbed by a transvestite
I think it´s time that you should know
I´ll never say “I love you so”
Cause I´m a mess

Johnny Five is my brand new band
I´d quit but it´d still burn my hands
The grace I found has left me in the gutter
I stumble but I should not falter

Heart and soul I gave it all
To the girl at the junkyard by the river
The kids collected what he´d neglected
Was her bras, how cute is that oh!
I think it´s time that you should know
I´m out of love and now it shows
Cause I´m a mess

Johnny Five is my brand new name
I´d quit but it´d still burn my hands
The grace I found has left me in the gutter
I stumble but I should never falter

I broke my steer-wheel, I´m out of gas
Where vultures fly around and
I´ll walk a hundred miles away
Till asphalt melts I´ll go astray.