New Boyz

(I-I-I-I-I)
Legacy: Hey, hey, hey I have way too many choices
(I got way too many chickz!)
Legacy: Ay bro
BenJ: Whattup
(I got way too many chickz!)
BenJ: Damn! I got that too
Legacy: Oh f´real?
BenJ: Yep
(Way too many chickz)
Legacy: Aight, ay let me tell you this story real quick aight bruh?
BenJ: Fo´ sho´
Legacy: Check it out ay...

(Legacy)
I met this girl named Chanelle, from ATL
An actress and a singer, she was paid in mills
We first spoke, thought I found a bad chick on the spot
´til I noticed that her breath smelled like fat kids in a box
I knew this girl named Jill, who wanted my baby
I always told her no but I ain´t know she was crazy
I was in there had to bust, I was like "Wait Jill!"
She put a gun to my head and was like (STAY STILL!)
Met this girl named Laniece, a freak but ugly
Stripped for me once and her butt cheeks was musty
Every time it got loud she would sneak a small fart
Chick passed so much gas she could make a car start
Knew this chick named Shirley, she acted so perky
But little did I know that the chick had herpes
Tried to kiss me in my sleep I got up and screamed
Chick had a cold sore that looked like John McCain
Now I´m sittin on my couch and I´m thinkin how to get
to the point where I can´t even get a decent soundin chick
One more try to holla I´ma mace ´em in their lip
I never thought it´d be bad that I got way too many chickz

I-I-I-I-I-I
I got way too many chickz (x5)
But if I had a dollar for the good ones I wouldn´t make shit, shit!

(BenJ)
I met this one chick, named Miley Jets
I was so fascinated by Miley´s breasts
She said she had a gift, it was probably sex
But when she took her wig off she looked like Kanye West
I met this girl named Tiqa she was not no groupie
She was a black belt, starred in kung-fu moviess
I liked her but I had to dump her on the second date
Cause every time she moved her mouth her words would come a second late
I met this chick name Yvette who was into sex
Got her naked in an hour then we hit the bed
She was twitchin so much like she had the best
I found out the real reason cuz she had Tourette´s (God damn!)
I met this one teacher named, Mrs. Chandelier
She was so bomb that I was skippin lunch to see her
´til she snuck up from behind me and I kicked her out of fear
Sounded like Ja Rule was tryin to whisper in my ear
Now I´m sittin on my couch and I´m thinkin how to get
to the point where I can´t even get a decent soundin chick
One more try to holla I´ma mace ´em in their lip
I never thought it´d be bad that I got way too many chickz

I-I-I-I-I-I
I got way too many chickz (x5)
But if I had a dollar for the good ones I wouldn´t make shit, shit!