I´m through with standing in line
to clubs we´ll never get in
It´s like the bottom of the ninth
and I´m never gonna win
This life hasn´t turned out
quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you whant)

I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me

(So what you need?)

I´ll need a credit card that´s got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there, done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I´m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I´d even cut my hair and change my name

´Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We´ll all stay skinny ´cause we just won´t eat
And we´ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger´s
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free

I think I´m gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me

I´m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I´d even cut my hair and change my name

´Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We´ll all stay skinny ´cause we just won´t eat
And we´ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger´s
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
And we´ll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
today´s who´s who
They´ll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody´s got a
drug dealer on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I´m gonna sing those songs
that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
from a pez dispenser

I´ll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync em every night so I don´t get ´em wrong

I´m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I´d even cut my hair and change my name

´Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We´ll all stay skinny ´cause we just won´t eat
And we´ll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger´s
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair