There once was a group with Liam and Niall
Vas happnin´ boys? Vas happnin´ boys?

They lived with Zayn and their room was vile
Vas happnin´ boys? Vas happnin´ boys?

Did you know, Harry´s such a slob?
He needs to win XFactor coz´ he can´t get a job

And Ooh, Louis needs a boat
He dresses like he owns one
´coz he get no other clothes
They really need your vote

Vas happnin´ boys? Vas happnin´ boys?

Mick Jagger could be Harry´s dad
Vas happnin´ mom? Vas happnin´ Mick?

When Liam sings he makes his face look sad
Vas happnin´ song? Vas happnin´ sad?

And Zayn´s the master of echoes
(Echoes Echoes Echoes)

Niall was raised by leprechauns,
So he won´t ever grow

And Ooh, Louis needs a boat
He dresses like he owns one
And it´s becoming a joke
They really need your vote

Vas happnin´ boys? Vas happnin´ boys?