According to you
I´m stupid, I´m useless,
I can´t do anything right.
According to you
I´m difficult, hard to please,
forever changing my mind.
I´m a mess in a dress,
can´t show up on time,
even if it would save my life.
According to you. According to you.

But according to him
I´m beautiful, incredible,
he can´t get me out of his head.
According to him
I´m funny, irresistible,
everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don´t feel like stopping it,
so baby tell me what I got to lose.
He´s into me for everything I´m not,
according to you.

According to you
I´m boring, I´m moody,
you can´t take me any place.
According to you
I suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away.
I´m the girl with the worst attention span;
you´re the boy who puts up with it.
According to you. According to you.

But according to him
I´m beautiful, incredible,
he can´t get me out of his head.
According to him
I´m funny, irresistible,
everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don´t feel like stopping it,
so baby tell me what I got to lose.
He´s into me for everything I´m not,
according to you.

I need to feel appreciated,
like I´m not hated. oh-- no--.
Why can´t you see me through his eyes?
It´s too bad you´re making me decide.

According to me
you´re stupid, you´re useless,
you can´t do anything right.
But according to him
I´m beautiful, incredible,
he can´t get me out of his head.
According to him
I´m funny, irresistible,
everything he ever wanted.
Everything is opposite,
I don´t feel like stopping it,
baby tell me what I got to lose.
He´s into me for everything I´m not,
According to you. According to you.

According to you
I´m stupid, I´m useless,
I can´t do anything right.