Cool cops are gonna
be the death of you
when they get a hold of you -
so get down on the ground
cool cops are gonna throw
the book at you
when they get a look at you -
gonna haul you downtown

Cool cops hate what´s on the radio
or any kind of TV show -
oh it´s such brutality!
cool cops only want to be around
the million pound indie sound -
oh it´s right hypocrisy!

Don´t think when the cops
suspect that you
are getting in their way
that they will not think twice
before just simply putting you away

Cool cops - they´re always coming
after you!

Cool cops are here
to rain on your parade
unless of course they get paid
(even cops - they gotta eat)
cool cops are always watching
every step (man they even hate johnny depp)
love the sun and packing heat

when you scratch their backs it´s so
much easier to pretend
that Q is just a letter and the NME
is still your friend

Cool cops - they´re always coming after you!