I brush my teeth and look in the mirror
And laugh out loud as I´m beaming from ear to ear
I´d rather pick flowers instead of fights
And rather than flaunt my style
I´d flash you a smile of clean pearly whites

I´ve been to the dentist a thousand times
So I know the drill
I smooth my hair
Sit back in the chair
But somehow I still get the chills

"Have a seat," he says pleasantly
As he shakes my hand and practically laughs at me
"Open up nice and wide," he says peering in
And with a smirk he says "don´t have a fit,
this´ll just pinch a bit," as he tries not to grin

When hygienist leave on long vacations
That´s when dentists scream and lose their patience
Talking only brings the toothaches on
Because I say the stupidest things
So if my result goes south
I´ll swallow my pride with an Aspirin
And shut my mouth

Golf and alcohol don´t mix
And that´s why I don´t drink and drive
Because good grief, I´d knock out my teeth
And have to kiss my smile goodbye

I´ve been to the dentist a thousand times
So I know the drill
I smooth my hair
Sit back in the chair
But somehow I still get the chills