I am a puppet on a string
I am the worst thing worst thing you´ve ever seen
I am impossible to believe
I´m pulled by gravity shocked by my depravity
I´m irrational I´m illogical hypocritical a bleeding heart liberal
I´m an alien dressed like Gideon I´m a malcontent
a thorough modern idiot watch me as I fall
I am humble I am vain
what motivates me something I can´t explain
I am outrageous and insane
I´m fueled by gasoline, alcohol and nicotine
I´m an honest hypocrite imploding modern idiot
I am a slave to my abuse convicted caught with no excuse
I´m pathetic apathetic disillusioned disconnected
I am lost I am free I´m impossible to believe
a walking chemical statistically impossible