Chorus: Nostrils on the bus!
Nostril: It´s not public transport
It´s a sports-themed charter
Nostrils: Association football
Nostril: Nobody´s rockin´ harder
When you think about it
All you need to know about us is
Nostrils: We are the Nostrils
Nostrils & Driver: And we´re on this bus!

Chorus: Nostrils on the bus!