Rubber bands, rubber balls,
Made with super-special density.
Rubber bands, rubber balls,
They can bounce with such intensity.

This is the room where we test the stretching,
This is the room where we test the bounce,
Here we add the long-chain hydrocarbons,
The names of which I cannot pronounce.

This is the room where we test compression,
This is the room where we test recoil,
This is a break room for all these dancers
And here´s a little fridge so the curry won´t spoil.

Rubber bands, rubber balls,
Made with super-special density.
Rubber bands, rubber balls,
They can bounce with such intensity.

Basically what we make here is rubber,
We´re not trying to diversify.
We don´t make knickknacks, we don´t make tchotchkes
Or really anything that´s gonna catch your eye.

We don´t make pianos, we don´t make cream sodas,
We don´t make the zippers for your parachute pants.
We don´t make ice cube trays or ceiling fans,
We make rubber bands! (last note held until end of song)

Rubber bands, rubber balls,
Made with super-special density.
Rubber bands, rubber balls,
They can bounce with such intensity!

Phineas: So, what do you make here again?