Something weird´s going on ´round here,

Gotta get me some еvidence!

Some strange goings-on happenin´ on the back lawn

And it´s gettin´ too intense.

´Cause you´re not Ferb! No!

And I´m disturbed!

´Cause you´re not Ferb!

You´ve got the same colored hair and his savoir-faire

And his zany serenity!

Though it´s not conclusive something elusive

Says you stole his identity!

Cause you´re not Ferb! No!

You´re not Ferb! No!

You´re not Ferb! (7x)