Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
Where have you been? It´s alright we know where you´ve been.
You´ve been in the pipeline, filling in time, provided with toys and
´Scouting for Boys´.
You bought a guitar to punish your ma,
And you didn´t like school, and you know you´re nobody´s fool,
So welcome to the machine.

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream? It´s alright we told you what to dream.
You dreamed of a big star, he played a mean guitar,
He always ate in the Steak Bar. He loved to drive in his Jaguar.
So welcome to the machine.