Too Many Friends

My computer thinks I´m gay
I threw that piece of junk away
On the Champs-Elysées
As I was walking home

This is my last communiqué
Down the super highway
All that I have left to say
In a single tome, I got

Too many friends,
Too many people,
That I´ll never meet
And I´ll never be there for
I´ll never be there for
´Cause I´ll never be there

If I could give it all away
Will it come back to me someday?
Like a needle in the hay
A round expensive stone

But I got a reason to declaim
The applications are to blame
For all my sorrow and my pain
I´m feeling so alone, I got

Too many friends,
Too many people,
That I´ll never meet
And I´ll never be there for
I´ll never be there for
´Cause I´ll never be there

Too many friends,
Too many people,
That I´ll never meet
And I´ll never be there for
I´ll never be there for
´Cause I´ll never be there

My computer thinks I´m gay
What´s the difference anyway?
When all the people do all day
Is staring to a phone, I got

Too many friends,
Too many people,
That I´ll never meet
And I´ll never be there for
I´ll never be there for
´Cause I´ll never be there

Too many friends,
Too many people,
That I´ll never meet
And I´ll never be there for
I´ll never be there for
´Cause I´ll never be there

I´ll never be there
I´ll never be there
I´ll never be there
I´ll never be there