At your inconvenience
by Professor Green
lyricscopy.com
I´m back,
So steve,
- where did you grow up? - uper clapton, hackney
- how old where you when you first started rapping? - I was 18
- who were your first major influences?
- you serious? your mum,
I aint answering anymore questions
You know what I have a question,
Whose idea was it to get in the charts,
By rhyming over hungarian dance music,
And why would I make dance music,
When I cant dance to it,
I´m the anicdote to that shit,
Bringing back the rap shit,
Soon as I´m done calling this bolemic a fat bitch,
Ill be saving the day, renegade with the dark,
Playing fetch watching him chase a grenade,
Maybe I should play the same game with bruno if I ever again mistake him for cluedo
Character I´m a unleash someone using judo
I´ve just took a shit and 4 cant find any loo roll
Free flow, this is for everyone you got
Do what? I do squat, diddly and do more when you do lots
She wouldnt do what she do for me, what she would not do for you,
Maybe its got something to do with my new watch
I´m back, I´m back, like I never left,
I´m here right now, Inconvenience
I´m back, like I never left, I´m here right now
Inconvenience.
I have a question, why would I be around push to take the scenic route
When I´m a mean, born to insigate fuems, I´m the morning mid-day and evening news,
And I´ve started a trend, mike got his teeth fixed too.
If your wondering where I´ve been at,
Kick back with a six pack
A bitch on a bench, some babe with a hinga,
Give ma tic tac, I´ve just had a bag of nic naks,thanks
Now ill turn you into a kebab with my pic axe
Smish smash mosh pit, swimming through a pile of shit
You soft shit, I just wanna race with an osterich
Abnoxious, perprostrouis, rooney it dont matter,
If I ever see rooney anywhere near my grandmotherrrr
I live life without an ounce of dodgy,
I like my wrist watch so much I spent a house deposit on it
Wont admit that I drink your wine
Defend the bulk of bone of hulk the hospital gives me more fine,
How do you spend your time?
I´m back, I´m back, like I never left,
I´m here right now, Inconvenience
I´m back, like I never left, I´m here right now
Inconvenience.
I dont have a question
When it comes to competition, im burying them
It better to bury them than have them getting lairy again
They want get rid of me like im malaria
Like wayne bridge wants to be john terry´d again
I developed an obsession with caroline black
I wouldnt mind having a go on carolines rack
Jimmy i promised to never be so vulga
To never mentioned to putting my cock inside her designer vulga
Im back, im back, like i never left,
Im here right now, Inconvenience
- I think ive got it out of my system now
So, while once again im ready to answer questions,
Good cos theres so many ive been meaning to ask you,
- About 8 inches...
- What?
So steve,
- where did you grow up? - uper clapton, hackney
- how old where you when you first started rapping? - I was 18
- who were your first major influences?
- you serious? your mum,
I aint answering anymore questions
You know what I have a question,
Whose idea was it to get in the charts,
By rhyming over hungarian dance music,
And why would I make dance music,
When I cant dance to it,
I´m the anicdote to that shit,
Bringing back the rap shit,
Soon as I´m done calling this bolemic a fat bitch,
Ill be saving the day, renegade with the dark,
Playing fetch watching him chase a grenade,
Maybe I should play the same game with bruno if I ever again mistake him for cluedo
Character I´m a unleash someone using judo
I´ve just took a shit and 4 cant find any loo roll
Free flow, this is for everyone you got
Do what? I do squat, diddly and do more when you do lots
She wouldnt do what she do for me, what she would not do for you,
Maybe its got something to do with my new watch
I´m back, I´m back, like I never left,
I´m here right now, Inconvenience
I´m back, like I never left, I´m here right now
Inconvenience.
I have a question, why would I be around push to take the scenic route
When I´m a mean, born to insigate fuems, I´m the morning mid-day and evening news,
And I´ve started a trend, mike got his teeth fixed too.
If your wondering where I´ve been at,
Kick back with a six pack
A bitch on a bench, some babe with a hinga,
Give ma tic tac, I´ve just had a bag of nic naks,thanks
Now ill turn you into a kebab with my pic axe
Smish smash mosh pit, swimming through a pile of shit
You soft shit, I just wanna race with an osterich
Abnoxious, perprostrouis, rooney it dont matter,
If I ever see rooney anywhere near my grandmotherrrr
I live life without an ounce of dodgy,
I like my wrist watch so much I spent a house deposit on it
Wont admit that I drink your wine
Defend the bulk of bone of hulk the hospital gives me more fine,
How do you spend your time?
I´m back, I´m back, like I never left,
I´m here right now, Inconvenience
I´m back, like I never left, I´m here right now
Inconvenience.
I dont have a question
When it comes to competition, im burying them
It better to bury them than have them getting lairy again
They want get rid of me like im malaria
Like wayne bridge wants to be john terry´d again
I developed an obsession with caroline black
I wouldnt mind having a go on carolines rack
Jimmy i promised to never be so vulga
To never mentioned to putting my cock inside her designer vulga
Im back, im back, like i never left,
Im here right now, Inconvenience
- I think ive got it out of my system now
So, while once again im ready to answer questions,
Good cos theres so many ive been meaning to ask you,
- About 8 inches...
- What?