One, two, three, four
Ooh, oooh

Hey, you say you won´t, you can´t give me any more love
You say you will, you can give up what I´ve got babe
You make me high when I talk on the phone, hey
You know I gotta ring up your number when I know you ain´t home
´Cos you gotta hold on me baby like a dog with a bone, hey, hey
Dog with a bone

One more time baby, now
Ooh, oooh

Hey, you say you won´t, you can´t give me any more love
But you say that you will you can give up what I´ve got babe
You make me high, hey, when you talk on the phone
Hey, you know I gotta ring up your number when you know I ain´t-a home
(Hey baby, hold on me babe) ´Cos you gotta hold on me baby, like a dog with a bone, yeah, hey, hey
Dog with a bone
Dog with a bone, yeah
Ooh, oooh

Do a solo baby
Roll over, over let Brian take over

(Unknown lyric) when you talk on the phone
Ring up your number when I know you ain´t home
´Cos you gotta hold on me baby, like a dog with a bone
Hey, hey, like a dog with a bone, yeah
Yeah
Uh-ha, oh, ooohhh
Like a dog with a bone

You say you won´t (you won´t), you can´t (you can´t) give me any more love
But you say (but you say) you will (you will) you can (you can) give up what I´ve got
You make me high when you talk on the phone
You know I gotta ring up your number when I know you ain´t home
´Cos you gotta hold on me baby, hey, like a dog with a bone, yeah
Like a dog with a bone
Hold on me baby
Yeah, won´t let go
Like a dog with a bone
Won´t let go

Oooh
Get the double tempo
(Ooooh) Hey, hey, hey
(Improvised ad-libs)
You say you won´t you can´t gimme any more love (won´t let go)
You say you will (improvised ad-libs) give up what I´ve got
You say you won´t you can´t gimme more
You say you will but you give me all I got babe
You say you won´t (you won´t) you can´t (you can´t)
You will, you gotta
Yeah
Ooooh-eee
Alright

Roger: Well hello fan club, uh. Sorry it hasn´t got me on it. Must have ruined it for all of you, but there you go.

John: Hello, John here. I hope you´re having a good time. And Jacky, in return for us doing this musical offering for you, is after we´ve finished she´s going to come on and do a strip for you

Freddie: Hey, I hope everybody´s having a good time (good time, good time, good time, good time), I hope everybody´s having a, having a good time (good time, good time, good time)

Brian: Having a good time, yes, yes, before I heard all this nonsense. Where´s the microphone, which one? Hello it´s Brian here. ´Fraid I´ve lost my voice because I´ve been bellowing. Oh God, God I wish someone would shut that bloody guitarist up, it´s dreadful. Well actually we´d love to be with you, we´re sorry we´re not with you but we´re too busy making silly noises and thinking up new chords like this one and having mid life crises and things. You see it´s all very easy for you but we have a lot of work to do so we´re going to play you this song instead. It goes like this.

Dog with a bone