He has got so many problems
You can count them one by one
He´s a filthy, stupid apeman
He never has any fun
He lives in the jungle
In a cave by the hill
Plays an old loud drum
He´s primitive, barely human

Apeman hop
Apeman hop

Paint the face of a demon
Glowing by the fire light
Hoppin´ like an elephant
Thunderin´ like me tonight
He´s the world´s worst recycler
The iceman comes alive
He´s the devil´s apprentice
He´s a prehistoric man

Apeman hop
Apeman hop

At night he´s gonna sacrifice
His beloved apeman girl
Tie her to the alter
Pull out her heart and eat her flesh

Apeman hop
Apeman hop
Apeman hop
Apeman hop

Apeman...