I am not so upset about my horrible self
But why don´t you go upset yourself
Hey here´s the mirror see your stupid face
What a disgrace man and you know it´s true

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Everyone´s against me
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Oi- oi- oi- oi

Don´t stare at me it´s freakin´ me out
Look what´s happening now it´s all your fault
You can´t do nothin´ absolutely nothin´ O.K.
Why don´t you get a hoola hop
And do the cretin hop and

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Everyone´s against me
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Oi- oi- oi- oi

I am never wrong don´t tell me what to do
Here´s a little curse it´s from me to you
It´s nothin´ gonna happen nothin´ ever will
You´ll be miserable every day your luck will

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Everyone´s against me
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Oi- oi- oi- oi

Cretin family everyone´s against me
Cretin family oi- oi- oi- oi
Cretin family everyone´s against me
Cretin family oi- oi- oi- oi