I cut off my hair and went to sleep
You were there, in my dreams
Nursin´ on my glass teat
It was a party, you were suckin´ liquor
On your jacket a VIP sticker
It was a party, you were suckin´ liquor
On your jacket a VIP sticker

I peed in my pants and ran down the street
Towards Washington Square Park,
Where you had been beat up
You were wearing rags, I was wearing pointe shoes
I tried to lay next to you, but you hit the snooze

The definition of
A crazy person is
Someone who does the same thing over
And over again, while expecting new results
I cut off my tongue
You started to kiss me
Blood trickled down
Don´t you ever miss me?
Don´t you ever miss me?
Don´t you ever miss me?
Don´t you ever mince meat?

I called up my momma, but I couldn´t be sweet, so
I escaped through the window on a rope made of sheets
Got bitten by a squirrel
And stepped on a syringe
The view of Manhattan from GW Bridge

You said, "Honey?"
I said, "Baby?"
You said, "Funny."
I said, "Maybe."
You says, "Hi Honey."
I says "Hey Baby."
You asked, "Was it funny?"
And I say, "Well maybe."
Maybe, maybe

I cut off my hair and went to sleep
You were there, in my dreams
Nursin´ on my glass teat
I cut off my hair and went to sleep
You were there, in my dreams
Nursin´ on my glass teat
The definition of
A crazy person is
It was a party, you were sucking liquor
On your jacket, a VIP sticker
It was a party, you were sucking liquor
On your jacket a VIP, uh....